you're illegal

When you're so beautiful you're a danger for the society

Bro, you look amazing today, you're illegal

Illegalize

When something is legal and is turn in the opposite.

Why do they legalize rolling paper and blunt but illegalize weed.

forced illegal dispach

dispach with out legal hours

don't have legal hours to get the pick up do it anyway

Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)

High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”

It’s Illegal to be mean to chris

Here by i state that if you’re ever being mean to someone named Chris you will be fined $500+ Don’t be lackin

Natalie~ “Hey chris you’re a bitch”

Chris~ *Dials 911*

Cop~ “Ma’am you’re under arrest, because It’s Illegal to be mean to chris”

Feels Illegal

How stupid children on TikTok describe something that feels they shouldn't do, but isn't against the rules, law or illegal.

Tiktoker: That feels illegal
4chan user: fuck you kid, I'll mix Pepsi and Coca-Cola as much as I want. Go wash down a tide pod with chocolate pilk

illegal enduro

Enduro Rider who shouts "Ihr Pimmellutscher" to people and then flee's while mumbling "fuck fuck fuck"

#FuckFuckFuck
#Pimmellutscher!

Yelling "You Cocksuckers" at people and then running of saying "Fuck fuck fuck fuck...."

Scenario:
Enduro Rider: "Fuck you guys!"
*Guys start following him*
Enduro Rider: "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"

He did the Illegal Enduro.