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Child or teenager that is obsessed with the game franchise, Call of Duty. Will generally play for hours on end, be prone to sudden outbursts of swearing over in-game microphones, and generally denounce every other FPS (First-Person Shooter) game on the basis that it isn't Call of Duty, and therefore shit.
I was trying to show my little brother this awesome new shooter, Gears of Halo: Neptune Company, but since he's just a COD-kid he refused to even try it out, claiming it was gay.
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When a male masturbates and cums into a tissue thereby impregnating the tissue resulting in children.
Damn, Bri so fine I dropped a couple tissue kids on her last night.
A kid who is on there iPad almost all day. They also eat while watching yt and never go out side. They also cry when there mother asks them to get off the iPad at any point.
She’s been on her iPad all day she’s an iPad kid
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Kids that hang out on the balcony (obviously), these types of kids are typically cringey, annoying, and post their "dark" thoughts on their Snapchat stories. Do not confuse balcony kids with emo people or goth people, they are a new breed. They all "date" one another, they are all each others "ex". Their version of dating is standing on the balcony and holding each other awkwardly close, murmuring "I love you so much". If you see them doing this, make bets on how soon they'll break up, it's a good way to make money. They don't always hang out on the balcony, though, if they're at your school, they may swarm a certain hallway or corridor, screaming their petty inside jokes.
"If you don't like being hated by everyone, don't hang out with the balcony kids."
"You guys are so fucking annoying! You're all just a bunch of inbred fucking balcony kids!"
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The kid in the back of the classroom who is rarely ever spoken too. This kid could be the smartest kid in the class, but every time he says anything, he isn't listened to, and others around him steal his answers and yell them out. This is the kid who is not well known by most of the class. When students pass out papers, they say "who is (insert name of the quiet kid here)?" The only time people ever talk to the quiet kid are when they need something. It's never to talk about TV or video games or the internet, it's always "what did you get for number 3?" or "what was the homework for English class?" The quiet kid will go home every day, with a huge backpack, on the bus, and one day he'll stop showing up at school, and no one will notice or care. People will assume he switched classes and went somewhere else. It would be as if he never even existed...
I am the quiet kid.
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It is a phrase that nobody should ever say backwards.
Guy 1: "Hey, say kid amogus backwards!"
Guy 2: "Ok!" "Sugom- you almost got me there."
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A "band kid" is a high school kid who's entire life revolves around being in marching band
They're personality is that they are in marching band
They're often total spergs incapable of talking about anything other than band and internet memes
An important note is not all kids in marching band are band kids but because there is enough of them to form an annoying band kid culture at almost every high school in the America it's fair to assume most are
Normal member of society: hey band kid
Band kid: Hey I play the (insert random instrument). (Insert latest reddit meme). Did I mention I think that we marching band kids work harder than the football players? Also subscribe to pewdiepie guys lololol we can't let t series win! Oh wow that joke didn't get annoying after 10 minutes. It's so funny! Do you watch pewdiepie?
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