Someone who has so much anal sex that when they take a shit, the cum in their ass holds their butt cheeks together like a powerful adhesive and prevents then from properly disposing of the fecal waste.
"God damn that guy is fuckin gay" - Male 1
"I know! He must be a glue pooper." - Male 2
when someone goes to the toilet and has an extremely explosive shit. Pooper nuka could also be a plumbing company in the post nuclear world but in 2018 it is yet to be classified as a real company
"man, I had such a bad pooper nuka this morning, and the world fell out of my arse"
A person who dumps a very long string of crap.
Kyle: Hey, I took a term pooper yesterday.
Chris: How?
Kyle: I continuously crapped out a long string of feces. This came after I ate a really big supreme pizza.
Chris: I want to try doing that someday.
A person who snoops at poop in the lawn. Most likely dogs but possibly humans to. They like poop, pee, and vampires nuts. If you ever meet a pooper snooper you will probably get poop chucked at you. Never get to close you could get buried in poop!
Hey did you see that pooper snooper sniff that turd!?
When some one takes a crap on a glass coffee table and you lay underneath and watch.
After giving her a ShockerSanchez, she got on the table and gave me a Pooper Snooper!
Someone who poops as fast as a normal person would pee
Damn! That bathroom trip only took 2 minutes. You must be a lazer pooper!
A sad pooper is a person who while sitting on the toilet, appears sad with their head in their hands.
When I opened an unlocked stall, I realized that my coworker is a sad pooper.