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interest evasion

To fornicate with a bank manager.

Nowadays, interest evasion is easier than taking a shit.

by WordSmith250 October 25, 2014


Interesting Insignificance

The state of being simultaneously intriguing and unimportant; a paradoxical blend of captivating quirks and inconsequential qualities that make someone or something stand out, while also not really mattering in the grand scheme of things. Often accompanied by a playful sense of humor and an appreciation for life's absurdities.

Oh, that's just Quintessa being Quintessa. She's full of interesting insignificance - always coming up with quirky ideas and fascinating trivia that make her stand out, but really don't matter in the grand scheme of things.

by nexzed September 6, 2024


That's interesting

What someone says when they're either obsessed with jack sparrow or really, really uninterested.

person 1, grabbing a book, "i think we should start homework now"
person 2, making a paper plane, "that's interesting"

by lennøx July 28, 2020


Potato Interest

Mixed interest you have on football, cricket and other TV shows on air.

A wants to watch FIFA world cup, B wants to watch Cricket , C wants to watch Good Morning America & D is okay with any of the show coz he has a mixed interest on all above.

Jonny : Put the channel back on FIFA World Cup.
Michael : Put it back on Cricket, its between England & S.Africa.
Ronny : I want to watch Good Morning America

John : Guys, do whatever you want, i have potato interest, but get back to one channel ASAP.

by rAmeZh June 22, 2010


White Collar Compound Interest

The exponential growth from positive professional experiences and jobs that grow over the years.

Warren: So cool you got this great new job from a contact you made almost 20 years ago.

Bruce: Ya, I met her at a networking event in 2006 right after my first promotion to get invited a trade show she hosted. Love that we stayed in touch and she recommended me for this role.

Warren: That's White Collar Compound Interest paying off, Brosef.

by Mike109999 September 2, 2023


Pot Interest

A superficial interest in an obscure subject, often motivated by the consumption of weed.

Bobby: Maybe Joe knows the answer to your astronomy homework question

Tim: No f**g way, that's just his pot interest.

by corporate bastard July 31, 2011


The Interesting Thing

It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.

Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023