one of the mainstream apple products, a tablet computer with size varying from unfolding phone territory (ipad mini) to laptop territory (ipad pro 13in). it runs ipados, a perfect middle between phone software and computer software. the device uses apple silicon as its SOC, ranging from the mid tier a-series chips like a14-a15 to powerful socs that you would find in a laptop or computer like m1-m2. ipad is mostly used as a secondary device, it can serve you as a gadget for note taking , art, or it could even work as a laptop replacement!
selectively my opinion, but ipad is a great device and i dont get why people consider it bad.
iPad
someone who uses ipad in a goofy was such as *typemdnd on ipadndjsk help mejd undertand*
"HE ISAN IPAD GOOF" or "clown ipad
When someone snaps or chats you and you take a picture with your iPad so they don’t know. Usually its a weird chat or hot snap that you want to save without them knowing
Regina took an iPad Screenshot of the weird chats that Chris sent.
almost like ipadkinitis but more severe
ipad kiditis is 1/100000000000000000
theres only been 3 cases of this disease
“my son has a rare case of ipad kiditis.”
Originally from the "Cough like an iPad kid" slang from 2021 (referring to Generation Alpha and the tendency to cough with their mouth and tongue visible while on their tablet as young children). However, the 2024 version of iPad kid revolves around filing in the "..." with any verb and then laughing and saying "alrighttt", in the same tone as Jynxzi, immediately after in the form of ironic comedy.
The first known use of this new form of humour comes from a Jynxzi stream from June 24 where he appears to cough and read a chat instantly of a viewer telling him he coughs like an iPad kid.
This can be seen as a form of clip farming, the 2024 trend that is currently making a resurgence where streamers purposely act out of line in hopes of being clipped for clout.
*Jason sneezes*
Max: They're saying you sneeze like an iPad kid
Jason: Alrighttt
A annoying ass kid with sticky fingers and crying problems
Person 1 : Chad just said fuck you too just mom
Person 2: Yeah that's because he is a iPad kid