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To bring life to people, places or things
The generous crops were planted by an israeled people.
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When someone starts a major fight with you and then gets others to blame you for fighting back.
I was just walking down the street and out of no where he punched me in the face; I hit him back a few times, and then police appeared and he got them to charge me with assault. I was Israeled.
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When you are legitimate and productive, and prove a bunch of hating, illiterate idiots wrong.
Illiterate Idiot: "Israel stole land."
Educated Person: "No it didn't you illiterate idiot. Go read a book."
Listener to Illiterate Idiot: "Damn, you got Israeled."
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When you recover something that is yours and then the occupier that stole something with the help of others (eg. Philistines stealing the land with the help of Romans) pretends it was never yours and start to attack you with their new friends.
Jews are israeled because Palestinians ancestors stole the land with the help of Romans and then never wanted to give anything back. They don’t want to assume any responsibility of the atrocities jews had to go through because of their criminal act of taking all the land from jews and expelled them. Years later jews come back to share the land but Palestinians tried to bully and annihilate jews but they miserably failed.
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Israeled
Jack tried to burn down my house and rape my wife, so I Israeled him
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Being immediately helped with an effective and comprehensive emergency response team when faced with a natural disaster
Many countries, such as Turkey, Syria, Sri Lanka, Japan and Haiti are very thankful to the State of Israel after having been quickly Israeled when faced with natural disasters.
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When person just takes something of yours, and makes the world believe it was his in the first place, and the world supports him.
-Haha, your things are mine now!
- I just got Israeled!
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