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Bless you

The phrase with which people respond to your sneezing, either to show that they're religious or that they've no idea what it actually means.

You: Achoo
She: Bless you
You: Thanks for taking the opportunity and letting me know that you're religious.

by fierbutterspark July 19, 2017

20๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


God Bless

Use this statement after any insulting phrase and it takes any harm that would have been inflicted away.

โ€œSorry about that ugly dress, god bless."

by Virginia C May 3, 2007

69๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blessed Sacrament

Blessed Sacrament has some of the sweetes, caring people ever. However, there are some bss students who aren't. You shouldn't judge us on what are classmates do. There are some of us who aren't annoying valley girls.

bss student-like totally for sure!
2nd bss student- i just got a manicure!!
3rd bss student- stop being weird

by annabelle May 7, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pecan Blessing

A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.

"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"

by Belowmeh September 26, 2011


The Rafiki's blessing

After sex, the man puts some sperms on his finger and then pour it on his girlfriend's forhead to honor the life he just wasted.

Tom: So did you bless your girlfriend last night?

Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.

by SeniorCornolio February 3, 2011


ah bless

An Irish term of saying like awww
If say a baby did something cute youโ€™d be like ah bless

fella- I love you

young one- ah bless

by anycats August 16, 2019


Blessing the Tea

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.

I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.

by poopygrim February 2, 2011