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Nobody ever claimed WWII was won soley by the Americans, you stupid British nits, so shut your traps.
Bush-haters seem to debunk every accomplishment America ever made, including help win World War II
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The phrase "I'm Jettin" was originated due to Jett MarcumII.
Following the onslaught of an overwhelming number of groupies and hangers-on, in the late nineties, Jett has had to continually keep his tour bus rolling, so to speak.
To be Jett Marcum II is to be all things sexy, masculine yet sensitive, all knowing yet humble, alluring and smokin, freakin hottt!!!!!!
To be Jett Marcum II is to be a "Jett-setter" according to his fan club. One never knows where Jett will end up next but smiles and sighs are sure to be the result of his appearance.
Note* Bret Michaels career in cool was a direct result of consultation with Jett. 80's and 90's... NOT 2009. (Jett became bored by Bret during that era).
Also see: Mardi Gras Beads Museum. i.e. Vast collection of beads acquired and donated by Jett.
Quantity = innumerable
Had Elvis lived, his fan base may have eventually reached a Jett Marcum II........................................., but we seriously doubt it!
Had Tom Cruise (Top Gun era), Clint Eastwood, Rob Thomas and Richard Gere produced a child, they may have had a slim chance of obtaining Jett MarcumII results.....................,
but we seriously doubt it!
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The most Based and Redpilled emperor of Brazil and the best Monarch ever. Dom Pedro II was smart, strong, a good person, he modernized Brazil and lead the country to a greatness and he is the reason why Brazil should have a monarchy again.
Person 1: Bro I just studied Brazilian History, and Dom Pedro II was such a based guy!
Person 2: I know right?! He was so cool!
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Chin Ii Sou: a sick freak, from the anime/manga Saiyuki, who has a strange obsession with the murderer of his Clan. Cho Hakkai, or formally know as Cho Gonou. The murdered Youkai, or demon after being stabbed in the stomach by Cho Gonou took a incanted Mong Jong piece or a Shikigami and placed it in the wound, turning himself into a living corpse, to later get his revenge on Cho Gonou.The enranged Youkai wanted to break Gonou's spirt not kill him for his revenge. In doing this he decided to kill the Youkai's companions. Sha Goyjo, Son Goku, And Genjo Sanzo. But all attempts were futile.
And the Youkai was killed again by Cho Gonou. And the Sanzo Party contiuned thier journey west.
Sanzo: "He doesn't plan to kill Hakkai. He plans to destroy his spirt."
Chin Ii Sou's Puppet: "Cho Gonou, Cho Gonou you will die."
Hakkai: "There is one difference between you and the rest of your clan. I get to kill you twice."
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SOMEONE LITERALLY ASKED EXPLAIN HER DEATH IN FORTNITE TERMS AND SOMEONE ELSE SAID "SHE GOT KNOCKED IN STORM AND HER SQUAD COULDNT GET HER REBOOT CARD ON TIME" BYE 😭😭😭😭
"💀 its me queen elizabeth ii"
"💀 is the queen emoji"
"trisha paytas baby is the queen reincarnated to take over the world and become immortal"
"Dianna getting her revenge in heaven be like:"
"Prince charles, what do you think of your moms death?" "TASTES LIKE PROMOTION TO ME"
"Move over lizzy, time to make room for our new queen ariana grande"
"The queen just ran out of totems of undying"
"Awh queen lizzy died, oooh new iphone heck yea"
"Is that a chickennnn????? No its queen elizabeth"
"Phillip waiting for lizzy be like:"
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Within three years of the Death Star's demise, the Galactic Empire again proved its evil nature with the construction of a second Death Star in a remote region of space. Fortunately for the galaxy, the Empire never completed this monstrosity. Word of its construction was spread through the Rebel ranks by Bothan spies. The Alliance was able to pinpoint the exact location of Death Star's construction, and mount a pre-emptive strike to destroy the station.
The leaked information was all a ruse. The scheming Emperor Palpatine engineered the Rebellion's discovery of the Death Star in the hopes of trapping the growing Rebel fleet. The second Death Star would not be as vulnerable as the Rebels believed.
To ensure that the Death Star would destroy the lured Alliance fleet, Palpatine entrusted the supervision of its final phase of construction to his Sith apprentice, Lord Darth Vader. Vader motivated the Death Star's commander, Moff Jerjerrod, to see that the battle station was operational when the Emperor arrived for his inspection tour.
The second Death Star was not a complete sphere. Though much of the battle station's recognizable shape was visible, there were huge sections of exposed superstructure and visible skeleton. To protect the half-completed and immobile station during its construction, the Empire projected an immense deflector shield from the nearby forest moon of Endor. The shield was strong enough to protect any breach from both capital and starfighter-class ships.
The Alliance sent a commando team to land on the moon and deactivate the shield generator while the Rebel fleet emerged from hyperspace to destroy the station. Unlike the previous Death Star, whose reactor core was accessible only from a two meter wide exhaust port, the second Death Star's heart had to be destroyed by actually flying into the superstructure and detonating the collosal power plant.
The commando team was waylaid by Imperials and the Rebel fleet arrived to find the deflector shield intact. Worse yet, the superlaser was operational, and began destroying Rebel Mon Calamari cruisers with each blast. General Lando Calrissian came up with a daring and foolhardy tactic to engage the Imperial fleet at point-blank range, thus limiting the Death Stars available targets.
Aided by the native Ewoks of Endor, the Rebels were able to infiltrate and destroy the shield generator complex. With the shield down, General Calrissian led the Alliance starfighters into the inner recesses of the Death Star. There, he and Wedge Antilles loosed a volley of ordnance that began an immense fireball that tore apart the station.
Emperor Palpatine's body was consumed in the explosion. The Imperial fleet never recovered from the fiasco. What was to be the Rebel Alliance's demise instead turned into the death of the Empire. As firey fragments of the battle station burned away in Endor's atmosphere, the celebratory cheers of freedom rang throughout the forests, and indeed, the entire galaxy.
Related: --Galactic Empire-- --Death Star-- --Super Star Destroyer-- --Endor--
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