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A prick with no sense of comedy who thinks everyone else is his servant.
Im not making waffles, you Jacob. Learn to cook you idiot.
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Jacob is a more complex name of Jake. He often has red or brown hair and is pretty pale. Plus he has a lot of freckles. Jacob is attracted to girls names that end with the ei sound ex. Sophie, Maddie. Although he likes them he will stay in the friend zone for the rest of his life.
Wow look at Jacob stuck in the friend zone
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Dick balls blue waffles death depression cock more death and sex with an Oliver all at the same time
Man I hate Jacob it’s such a bad disease
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Jacob is a short or sometimes tall man, These types of males are alpha males oh and there thots too.
Jacob:
"Hey, I copied you're work"
The Copied person:
"What the Fuck!"
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Jacob is that one really sus friend who can do and will do anything as long as you say ur mad sus
Random guy: can we invite Jacob Other guy: no hes mad sus
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He’s the type of person to think he’s the best. And utterly fail at proving it.
Person 1: why is he on the floor?
Person 2: he said he could climb a tree faster than me
Person 1: aren’t you the best climber in the world
Person 2: yes
Jacob (from the floor) : NOT MUCH LONGER!!
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A fantastic wrestler that always thinks he can just tag along if it’s fine with you. If you didn’t already know he loves his champion hoodie and thinks that she is not bad for a vh girl.
Jacob actually can’t just tag along wit you
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