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Verb - The Act of Incarcerated Intercourse
Measurement - A vague unit of time and space that is usually no longer than a few minutes although taking a seemingly infinite amount of time. When used to measure space as well as time it's usually a very short distance but due to one's own intoxication this distance seems to take Forever. This measurement is usually used while high, drunk or waiting for a drug dealer. See Drug Dealer Time
Verb - "Man that was some awesome jail fuck last night huh? The warden sure knows how to use his nightstick"
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1st example
John: "Goddamn Jim! I was waiting a whole jail fuck for you to get here!"
Jim: "John I was only gone 30 seconds....HOLY SHIT are you high man"
2nd example
Jim: "Hey man how far is your dealer? I wanna pick up some kush"
John: "Oh it's not far, he's just a Jail Fuck away"
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Coined phrase by "JOJO," which is a sex position where the partner is is on his/her back, with legs 90 degrees in the air and the penetrating partner's face in between those legs as if to look through jail bars.
jail time is example of a prisoner holding jail bars and looking through :-)
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Little skanks that walk around thinking they look good trying to tease older men that can't get anyone their own age. Usually LIE about their age.
baby-momma-to-be, slut
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When a line of men fuck each other in the ass usually happens in Jail
Hey bud wanna have a jail party?
YeAH Sure ain't gettin to pussy
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I heard about someone recently who has been in Cooma Jail, NSW, Australia for 6 months and says that he loves it.
He has been having a great time and is playing pool everyday, getting his clothes washed for him and his meals cooked for him. He says its really cool.
"Man if I go to jail, I hope I get Min. Security at Cooma Jail."
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A person in jail that gets mail.
An inmate looks at their cell mate and asks what they have in their hands.
Cell mate replies: I just got received a letter. I just love getting jail mail.
basically the same as being single or in the friendzone
I've been in relationship jail for most of my life, idk when I'm gonna get out