Tiny dick if try to see it you will need 90000000x magnifying glass to see it
I hate Jake penis is so small, Bradyβs is nice
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I guy that likes girls more after he breaks up with them. You can often find a Jake lying about his sexual history often too
Why does he keep going with his exes? He must me a Jake
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A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!
Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!
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