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a rare brain disorder caused by prions
its symptoms include: personality changes, memory loss, impaired thinking, blurry vision or blindness, insomnia, problems with coordination, trouble speaking or swallowing, and sudden jerky movements
creutzfeldt jakob disease is caused by genetics and exposure to contaminated tissue but can also develop later in life by the age of 60
“Hey you know jakob delgado?”
“Oh he’s walking sex”
Is a mad lad and is a joy to know and be around and always good to get a choof of said abrona and is so special his existence and is cherished but every ine
Jakob is a bad bitch
That jakob back at it again with the white vans
when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel
"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"
Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.
Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
a dude who thinks that drugs and alcohol make him smarter.He also is a DICKHEAD.
imma jakob dötsch fuck you dude
At George’s wedding, Jakob Njos hits on his cousins, making him “Chief of Horney Police”