A female that goes from meth cook to meth cook for free dope.
A quick jog around the yard while your friends share a laugh at your drunken expense.
“Take 3 laps around the jar”!
When something is as good as it gets.
Winning the lottery would be tits in a jar.
A small internet fad created when a Pirates of the Carribean 2 fan created a song from the famous POTC2 phrase, "...come to negotiate, you slimy git? Look what I've got. I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it..." said by the character Jack Sparrow. The main centre for this fad is the site YTMND, although many videos for the song "I've Got a Jar of Dirt Remix" have been uploaded to Youtube.
Did you see the latest Jar of Dirt YTMND?
No, but I just watched one of the song videos.
a jar that one farts into in order to conceal the smell for a future indiviual to enjoy. Toot Jars usually have a tight plasic lid so none of the smell escapes.
Ryan gasped as he opened the lid of my toot jar and took a great wiff.