Yoda Asian Jedi

A phrase used by non-asians as a way of acknowledging an asian for his/her superior skills in math, tennis, cooking, drinking, or chess.

A corruption/improvement of the archaic phrase "You're the Asian, Jedi." Although currently in disuse, it is still widely used in a galaxy far away somewhere.

Matt: "Oh skillz, I got a B+ on my Algebra 2 test today!"

Sarah: "Good job, now I'll let you try my awesome beef stew I made just for you!"

Yin: "Psssh whatever, my Yakisoba still owns which I made WHILE acing my Calculus test!"

"Damn! Yoda Asian Jedi!!!"

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Jedi Mind tricks

A dope rap group from Philly. Members now are Vinnie Paz and Stoupe since Jus Allah Left.

Even though I am a Christian and Vinnie Paz can be very anti-Christian at times I still find him dope.

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red-eye-jedi

the prophecy that one day, a band of long lost jedi would form from the ashes of the 20th century to reclaim what is rightfully theirs. All have one common bond......marijuana.
Also it means one whom smokes, but maintains senses and in some cases those senses are sharpened.

Adam is a red eye jedi along with rob, cameron and jedd. They are Red Eye Jedi.

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Jedi Mind Tricks

A rap group from philly thats made up of Vinnie Paz/Ikon the Verbal Hologram,and Stoupe the Enemy of Mankind. Vinnie raps and Stoupe produces and they got a sci-fi style to their music.

The math, kings of light departed in wrath/So where you gonna stand when the Elohim return/Seven great stages throughout the ages say you burn/It's my turn to shine/I redefine the crystalline-biological structures, implanted in your mind/So I find the deaf, dumb and blind/And bless 'em with science, and leave the blind ones behind

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jedi mind tricks

a sick underground rap group from philly who got a raw style to their music

group composed of vinnie paz and stoupe and they used to have jus allah until sum shit happened

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Red-Eyed Jedi

1. A person who smokes marijuana or one who is experiencing the euphoric state that smoking marijuana.

2. Infamous Quake 3 Arena player known for proficiency with the Railgun.

1. "What's up, Red-Eyed Jedi, feelin' the force?"

2. Mung <gLu>: Nice Sh0T, Red-Eyed Jedi!

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Jedi boob trick

When a chick looks down at her boobs then directly in your eyes, repeatedly, suggesting that she wants you to motorboat the living hell out of her.

When done properly, you mat forget what the hell you were doing.

I think Anessa pulled the jedi boob trick on me, i cant remember how the hell i got here.

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