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Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'
(Michael Moore enters)
"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"
(Ham flies everywhere)
An exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circumstances. "Table-Making" is a reference to the popular Christian belief that Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.
"Jesus Table-Making Christ, what's a guy gotta do to give a broad the pickle-tickle in this town!?"
instead of using the word"Jesus christ!"you would use "Jesus tap dancing christ!"
Jesus tap dancing christ you smell bad.
Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.
Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !
A saying to show your astonishment, or to accent what you are saying. It can also be a totally random response to anything anyone says. It can also be to show disapproval.
YOUR GAY? JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST I had no idea
blasphemous, explitive, expression of disgust, or frustration. may be used in place of explitives such as 'god damn it.'
"what, I have to provide an example, jesus tap dancing christ!"
Just another alternative to Jesus Fucking Christ...also, it's more offensive to christians (so it has my vote).
Jesus cum guzzling christ...did you see that bitch's tits?