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A large, thick penis in terms of modifying the phrase "johnson," with "gregory," meaning 'girth' -- named after an extra fat, thick retarded child.
I had my gregory johnson hanging out all over the place!
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A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.
"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"
A maniac with the mentality of a 15 year old teen who is so gud at the drums that he can bring back the dead.
Demon Child: I wish Grandma wasn’t dead
Ghost Johnson: Hellllllooooooooo
Demon Child: What’s up with this ad about resurrection
Ghost Johnson: I play the Drums soo gud, that I bring back the dead
Demon Child: REALLY!!!
Ghost Johnson: Time to do a drum solo
“Intense Drumming”
Ghost Johnson: Bring back grandma!
Demon Child: It’s actually working!
Demon Child: OH MY GOD SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY SKIN
Ghost Johnson: No refunds
Synonym for dick eating, gat sliding, dick riding, etc. To be of high annoyance...
You stay Johnson Jacking.
A generic term/nickname for the odourous, slightly distant supply teacher which every school seems to employ from time to time.
"Our bio teacher sucked, and he came to class smelling like poo. Total Poo Johnson, man."
When one smacks or punches a man in the groin i.e. nuts.
Hit your friend in the nuts and say " You just got Johnson Smacked bitch!"
Noun. A formal term of salutation for a male that could otherwise be called a douche bag.
"Have you met Scrote Johnson yet? Yeah, he is the guy with the popped collar and tribal armband tattoo standing by the appetizers."
"He reminds me of this person I know, but I can't quite recall... Now I remember! That Scrote Johnson fellow, from the city."