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1) A person in that is neither hilarious nor good looking
2) A person that no one loves
3) To be very annoying and act like an idiot
1. Jane: "You hooked up with him?"
Kim: "Yeah I was drunk"
Jane: "He's such a Jonathan"
Kim: "Yeah, worst one night stand"
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A guy who plays with himself by putting his hand in his pocket and rubbing.
I can't believe you did the Jonathan while waiting in the grocery line.
or
That Jonathan left some cream in my jeans.
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Typically a tall guy, who has some other quality that makes him easily identifiable such as hair color or the way he walks. Be aware around him. He is manipulative, and will destroy your friendships from the inside. Often insanely jealous, and will try to draw sympathy from false stories. Be aware of his tricks, if you meet him, stay away, or you’ll lose everything.
Jonathan told me his last girlfriend cheated on him, so he's afraid of losing me. Thats why he doesn't want me to hang ou with my friends
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A well known arsonist. known for burning down his own house and blaming it on 'electrical problems'.
A person named jonathan is usually a very unfortunate and unlucky guy, he is accident prone and has a tendency to get in trouble for things he usualy didnt do.
The act of a person treading in dog excrement and trying to wash it off in class
'Oh i did a Jonathan and burnt my house down'
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a male who at first glance looks a bit gay but when you get to know him can be cool and thinks their shit and pretends he gets a lot of girls but really doesnt. he also takes money from people. they are usually from big families and their fathers ususually date people that are famous
wow that guy must be named jonathan because he looked really gay before he got his haircut
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A ugly guy who tries to get people's attention by swearing and making rude remarks about people. Trying to always talk shit & troll, but always fails.
Jonathan is retarded.
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a white boy with a small thing and is not good at bball
omg I'm such a Jonathan at basketball
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