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A Latina babe full of mystery and sass. You might think you know her but she has everyone under her spell. A goddess in bed
I think i might finally understand that Maria Jose
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The most amazing and smart person you’ll ever meet. An independent woman ready to show the world what she’s got, truly inspiring.
Maria Jose: my name is Maria Jose
Person: that’s such a unique name!
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A person who can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds. Who you can argue with but when you look into his big eyes his long eyelashes bat away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad at a "Jose Maria". He is reliable and he is just a great man in general. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find a Jose Maria don't let him go. It will hit you that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
He also has a big dick.
Hey how did you get over your past?"
"Oh, God gave me a Jose Maria and I sure didn't take it
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Una persona que abusa sexualmente de los niños.
Tu I"ra ay va jose pardo"
Amigo "Ay que correrle antes de que nos viole"
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In 1758, José Antonio de Cuervo received a land grant from the King of Spain in the Mexican state of Jalisco. He produced mezcal in a small factory on this land. His descendant, José María Guadalupe Cuervo, used the land to build a distillery for tequila production in 1795. The distillery was later named Fabrica La Rojeña. The tequila was exported to the United States for the first time in 1873. In 1900, José Cuervo Labastida decided to brand the tequila as Jose Cuervo. The company is now owned and run by heirs of the Cuervo family, the Beckmann family
bartender-what should it be sir?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?
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Constance: He asked me out
Isabel: What did you say?
Constance: No way Jose!
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