July 17

They day all comendians were born ‼️‼️. The funniest niggas/bitches ok the planet were born on July 17

“Hahaha!” That nigga/bitch is the funniest person Ive ever met 😂📌 they was probably born on July 17 !

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July 5th

The day I make you mine😩😍

You’re so damn cute bruh, like ima finna make you mine on July 5th

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July 15

July 15- you can smack any ass you want but you have to say smack a bitch whIle you smack their ass

Hey linda "hi, sally." (Sally) goes behind Linda smacks her ass and says smack a bitch. When it is July 15.

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July 2nd

National Chandler wins a challenge day

Friend 1: Hey. It’s July 2nd

Friend 2: Yay. The day that Chandler finally won a challenge

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July 31

Harry Potter's birthday

"Holy shit, that person has the same birthday as harry potter, july 31!"

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July 31

The day where chipmunks are born and can feast on acorns

Wow on July 31 the chipmunks ate all my acorns

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July 29th

The Best Day Ever, only skinny legends were born on this day. It is such a happy and amazing and special day. 🥰🤪

“When’s your birthday?” Emily asked.

“July 29th” Danika said proudly.

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