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Ketchup thrown on your cheeseburger irately. This is done by angry fast food employees who are pissed that you ordered a double cheeseburger with ketchup only, so they have to make a fresh burger just for you.
Aw, man, I got angry ketchup again on my burger...
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Johnson: I would like to eat a Hamburger with Ketchup.
Smith: Let's go get some Hamburgers with Ketchup.
Pass the syrup eh......you mean the Canadian ketchup eh?
Fucking awesomeness. As majestic as a cross between Fergie and Jesus. Every man yearns to be him while every woman yearns to be with him. He is as unique as the last unicorn and commands respect when he enters the room. Chicks dig him mainly because he rarely wears underwear. If you ask him about Chuck Norris, he will simply respond, "Never heard of her, but she sounds cute..."
If you look up God in the dictionary, you will see a picture of Krazy Ketchup.
Ketchup shit is the stuff that comes out ya ass when ya be eating tha chipotle too much.
Mike: Eyo whats uppppppp Why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I ate chipotle and my shit was like ketchup it was like a ketchup shit man
The condiment you absolutely must have with your meal. So much so, that you might even carry it with you (perhaps in your purse) for fear a restaurant may not have it!
She packed her purse ketchup with her when she went to family gatherings for fear they would not have her favorite hot sauce.
A small grape like fruit that tastes like watered down, unsweetened ketchup.
Would you like some ketchup grapes with your salad?