To boil water in a kettle and throw it over someone.
For example:
Guy 1: "yo I heard some guy tried breaking into your house last night what did you do?"
Guy 2: "I went to my window and kettle bombed him!"
Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
A couple who fucks in a tub of warm water and then proceed to drink the water.
Those two tried kettleing last night, it was super gross.
a different situation or person to be dealt with
I've watched you a lot on Instagram, but in person? Whoof! That's a whole different kettle of fish
a different situation or person to be dealt with
I've watched you a lot on Instagram, but in person? Whoof! That's a whole different kettle of fish!
where a group of people all hit the bong togeather
hey brain do you want to come over and have a kettle party
if u ever meet him run. he talks to a solid 30 girls, on average, a day. 6ft with curly hair and that. fifa sweat and bums off girls for a living.
that whore needs to kill himself, he's such a "charlie kettle"!