Mouse and Keyboard

The thing under your hands at this current moment

dude 1: dude whats a mouse and keyboard?

dude 2: Go kill yourself

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Keyboard Seizure

When an individual types gibberish on the keyboard when in a random mood.

Girl: "Hey, what's up?"
Boy: "vifbikbviuabfvkhnsm bvhbvhbfvbf"
Girl: "WTF?"
Boy: "Sorry, just had a keyboard seizure"

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keyboard ninja

Someone who enjoys or needs to use the keyboard instead of the mouse to accomplish tasks in a computer environment. Knows a lot of keyboard shortcuts in one or many softwares. Usually is proud of knowing so and exhibits a feeling of slight superiority over those who use the mouse for everything.

Bill: Why don't you just press Shift-Space to roll the page up in Firefox? It is sooo much faster. If you keep using the mouse for everything you will never be a keyboard ninja.

Bob: Yeah, I know... ...L053R...

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keyboard jockey

(perjorative) Somebody who talks big about a subject on Internet forums, but can't back their words up with real life accomplishments.

Sorry. Until you can show me where that advice has helped anyone, ever, you're nothing but a keyboard jockey.

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Keyboard Attacker

Striking the computer keyboard keys loudly, an unbreakable habit aquired from leaning to type on an old Royal manual typewriter.

My coworkers always complain because I'm a keyboard attacker - the fact is, I learned to type on an old (it was old even then) manual machine where you had to beat the keys to make then strike hard enough to make a decent carbon copy.

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mechanical keyboard

Something that the Best of the Best use to game in the glorious PC Master Race

PCMR : I got a mechanical keyboard
Peasant : Cool Consoles are better

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Keyboard Banging

Talking crap over the computer but doing nothing in real life.

Don't worry about Christine, she's just keyboard banging.

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