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When a girl primarily smooches on food from the fridge instead of her boyfriends mouth or other erogenous zones.
Boy I ain't gonna kiss your dirty ass. 'I'm making out with this piece of fudge and strawberry! I'm kissing the fridge man..'
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Where a bunch of uncharismatic fucktards stage 'practical jokes' in which they walk up to and kiss 'random' girls. Realistically, the girl(s) are set up or paid beforehand and then re-used in different footage wearing different hair dye to make it look like there's more girls in the video than there actually are. Despite the videos taking zero talent and effort to make, the creators swell with views and subscribers anyway, making thousands of youtube moneyz and fame>not fame.
"Hey, man! You seen that new kissing prank that was uploaded to youtube?"
"Yes. It makes me want an alien invasion to wipe out our existence."
"Come on, bro! It's funny!"
"It's not."
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When you drop that dark brown nut loaf and the toilet water splashes up, Cooling off that burning ring of yours.
That Poseidon's kiss really soothed the ache from last nights curry.
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When you take another person's face in your hands, one on each cheek, and lick their face from chin to forehead. This is almost always performed as a surprise attack, desinged to elicit disgust in the victim. Most effective on loved ones, especially younger siblings. Kelly KissKelly Kisses
OMG, my crazy-assed sister Kelly Kissed me! I think I'm gonna yak! Ugh!
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The method in which a male bird fertilizes the ovum of a female bird. The male and female press their cloacals (a prosterior opening which functions as the end of the reproductive, digestive, and urinary tracts) together for a few moments to transfer sperm to the female.
Mel: Whoa are those birds rubbing their butts together?
Nico: No they're just giving each other a cloacal kiss.
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A book written by American Author, Clint Catalyst, which was released in the summer of 2000 through the San Francisco-based publisher Manic D Press. The book went into its second printing in 2007.
Cottonmouth Kisses is a wonderful book! You should read it.
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The watery backsplash from a small bong, or one which is overfilled, that hits your lips when inhaling vigorously.
Let's smoke out of my bong, its bigger than yours and I don't have to worry about bong kisses....