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Kite yards suck

Take the first letter in each word to get the abbreviation "kys"

"You suck!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 8, 2021


PayPal kiting

Similar to check kiting.

Using the 1-2 day delay in funds being withdrawn from an account through PayPal to pay for an item, knowing there is no cash in the account at the time of purchase.

Usually resulting in an overdraft fee, but not in a declined purchase.

Coined by Justin Williams of the podcast Fraudsters

Had to pull a little PayPal kiting last night, but ya girl needed that Door Dash.

by JustJack_NoDaniels April 20, 2021


April Dawn Kite

April is love out of the darkness,
From the depth of infinity,
She is the moon and the sun,

She is the very air I breath to the flower,
Without April the world would be shadowed in a dark void of death, destruction and chais.,
Therefore we need and love our April Dawn Kite

April Dawn Kite is love forever,!!!

by 2Lucid May 8, 2021


Kite-tailed

The act of having a couple of drinks (cocktails) followed by four heavy hits of quality weed causing you to get totally fucked up.

Uncle Pete, kite-tailed into oblivion last night making a complete ass of myself.

by pbwadd July 26, 2021


Kensington kite

A plastic bag that blows aimlessly down the street. Most commonly seen down Kensington streets; these plastic shopping bags are as common as a tumbleweed in the desert. Never seen in the suburbs always found in rough parts of the city.

“Yo bruh, this part of town fucked up.”
“Yeah, there’s a lotta Kensington kites blowin round out here.”

Father: “Son, me and your mother are visiting you this weekend please send us the address”
Son: “Ok, but I live off campus you’re not gonna like my area. The police call it the bottom of the barrel.”
Father: “I’m sure it’s not that bad”
Arrival: “Oh my God, look at those fiends on the corner shooting up. And Honey look out for that Kensington kite!”
Text Message to Son: “On Second thought, slugger why don’t you come home next weekend. Your mother isn’t feeling that well.”

by Yung Puck March 8, 2020


Go fly a kite

1: A outside activity
2: a insult, telling someone that they’re annoying and that they should go away

1:
Person 1: Hey, wanna go fly a kite?
Person 2: Sure!

2:
Person 1: hey! Hey! Hello! Heyo!
Person 2: go fly a kite.

by Peppa lol December 3, 2022

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Go fly a kite

In my mind it means go F off why?

Well mary poppins said “let’s go fly a kite, up to the highest height!”

But Thomas Edison flew a kite got electrocuted so go fly a kite in my eyes means go put a fork in. Socket or F off

Johnny- Hey Billie looks like the eagles were last in the draft

Billie- Johnny go fly a kite!

by NotTesla May 25, 2022