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Young LADS that would lay down their lives for the town of Navan, often Travelling many kilometers to underage discos in search of 'Scraps'(fights) and Young-one's for the Shift. Navan LADS often referr to each other as "Head" to symbolise Respect to the other person. Navan is Hated by the surrounding towns E.g Kells, Trim and Athboy because they just can't bait the Navan men at Gaelic football, and their towns are smaller and are made up of mostly farms and full of "Innocent Boys" especially in Kells.
NavanLAD-4-Life.
Kells Boy 1: Them Navan LADS are big lads.
Kells Boy 2: I know I'm Scared Shitless of them because were innocent boys lets get out of here.
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Lad beating is an act, that should be carried out by most. It is caused over the hatrid for lads for various reasons, some of these include;
- Stupid clothes (polo tops, tilted hats)
- Attitudes
- Harrasment
- Hair cuts
- Varing social perspectives
- Different socio-economic status
- If you feel like it
It usually involves the physical, and verbal torment of a group of lads, until they start a fight.
Of course there are many variations to start the 'lad beating', some of these include;
The 'Direct Method', which entails you to dircetly engage the lad without being provoked and/or attack without any warning.
The 'Subtle method' involves prolonged eye contact with them, until one decides to say something, in which you reply a witty comeback.
This too, ends in a physical fight. (This is usually the most effective method)
The 'Ninja method' You wear full black, with a balaclava. Then proceed to find lads. When you have found your target, you engage them verbally, if they run chase them, if they dont bash them.
The 'Leb Method' Show up with 20 of your friends, and start yelling profanities at the top of your lungs. At this point, they will run, thus, chase them down and beat the sh*t out of them.
The "Drive-by method"
There are two variations to this
1. Verbal method, includes taunting and/or yelling insults at the window of a moving car.
2. Throwing method, involves throwing objects out the window or at moving car full of lads.
Some of objects that could be thrown include, waterbombs and/or eggs.
Usually a combination of these two is most effective.
Identifying a lad
Clothing; Polo or Nautica polo shirts, with collar popped, Lowrider cut Tracksuits (usually nike/kappa/addidas), Baseball Cap (tilted upwards), Nike TNs or similar shoes.
Hair; Some random sh*t, usually home done, streaked with blonde (sometimes ratties)
Characteristics; Weedy build, commonly around the 6'~7'6" range, "badass" attitude, mob around in groups, Hang around a joint (eg maccas) during daylight hours, Verbal - yet wont back up anything physically.
How/where to Find a Lad
Normal lad hang outs; (Finding a lad to beat)
- Raves
- House parties
- McDonalds (perfect example is Cremorne maccas in sydney)
- Shopping complexes
- Train stations
- Car Parks
- CBDs
- walking major roads (daylight hours)
Jeffery: Damn im bored...
Mark: Wanna go lad beating?
Jeffery: Ill Bring the Bats
LAD BEATING
Leb 1: Oi Bro, lets go lad beating in ali's new van bro
Leb 2: OMG bro wiv the new subs?
Leb 1: Ye bro
Leb 2: OMG Bro, yeh ill go n beat some lads wiv ya
etc.
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The holy grail of a shared house when all the girls are away leaving the lads. Generally involves lots of beer consumption, football watching and rowdyness. Typical songs listened to during lads weekend include "three lions on the shirt" and "vindaloo".
"Yes its lads weekend again"
"Lads weekend lets go mental and trash the gaff, grapes and bread anybody?"
"lets go get some chubby hos, I love lads weekend"
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someone who usually breaks the law and doesn't care about what people say.
Mad Lad- Vapes in kids face
Officer- stop before i arrest you
Mad Lad- no u
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“The greatest African to ever grace the football field” - Andres Iniesta 2019. Has been very unlucky with injuries since signing for Liverpool but has shown glimpses of his quality when fit
That Naby lad is quality I bet Messi is jealous he didn’t play alongside him instead.
A hursi lad is someone that goes to Hurstville shopping centre frequently. when attended this sick cunts wear eashy wear. this includes tns, air maxs, fake gucci hats etc.
Person 1: oi mate do you wanna go to Hurstville?
Person 2: nah, all the hursi lads will be there?
a Designer lad takes on all the key characteristics of a usual lad with a few key differences. Instead of cheap tracksuit pants (usualy londsdale,nike,addidas) they are replaced with expensive designer geans eg. Dolche and gabana or g star raw. Shirts are replaced with expensive ralph lauren polo's or other polo's of similar expense and shoes are limited edition tn's. The common accesories among these "designer lads" include Dolche and "gabba" bum bag and/or dolche and "gabba" hat or equivilent brand usualy worn like a nike dri fit
the designer lad walked past and everyone went quite cause he looked way more fresh then the other usual lads