plastic laid

(Noun) The act of having sex with a plastic object.

Yo I got plastic laid last night… it was amazing.

laid an egg

Commonly used in hockey. When a team plays poorly and/or below expectations. Also "lay an egg" or "laying an egg".

Person 1: Did you see that Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah. They really laid an egg.
Person 1: That's putting it lightly.

HECK NO LAID

Something to scream when you want too

(If this doesn't get published everyone is gay)

Bonquesha: dan what the fuck have you done

Dan: HECK NO LAID

Get Laid

What a group of people, in many cases, frat boys go around to gang up and rape women. Either coercive or forcefully.

Three dudes walked in on the nervous girl saying "we're gonna get laid."

Get laid

Getting shot or knocked out by someone or something

Pull up u gonna get laid

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