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the distant and iconic relative of all chinese people that exist today
kai-lain, kai-lan, kai-lan, kai-lan! ni hao!
ni hao kai-lan!
One of the sweetest people ever, Lan Yu always stands up for the people she cares about. Many people are scared of her, but that’s because they’ve not yet gotten to know the funny person she is. She’ll argue loudly with a teacher but is too shy to order at Starbucks and risks death by mother everyday by sneaking takis into her home. She’s fierce and diplomatic but also very affectionate with the people she cares about. She does only what she wants to do and doesn’t let the world boss her around, which I admire her for. I’m so lucky to have Lan Yu as a friend and her crush better text her back or he’ll have more than he can handle. -AME
Lan Yu, i promise to buy you a birthday gift soon.
Some ancient old man living in a temple
Ou lan lan: *walks in building*
Everyone: all hail ou lan lan
The act of making Brandi, Gabby, Whitney, and Carlene lust after their sexy husbands.
Brandi - I can’t believe the boys made out and then decided to setup an EQ LAN!
Whitney - Our husbands are so sexy!
Gabby - Right?
Carlene - right!
The biggest bunda in the planet that makes women jelly but is a cunt
A stupid word to scold people saying their penis is so filthy. the root of arguments
Wah lan eh, why u so late sia?