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Chinese Laundry Ticket

Unintelligible, completely messed-up writings or calculations on any piece of paper.

Teacher to pupil: Your homework looks like a Chinese Laundry Ticket!

by Buchter December 19, 2005

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Doin a load of laundry

Expressing that you would like to have sexual intercourse

Troy ask his wife
Ay Angie we need to be doin a load of laundry

by PHAK QUE ๐Ÿ–• October 7, 2022


Hot Laundry Bath

When you're chilled to the bone, and a friend or loved one dumps their hot laundry fresh from the dryer on you. You then proceed to roll around in it.

I'm cold Joey! When the dry buzzes will you give me a hot laundry bath?
When I get home I'm gonna have Georgina give me the hottest hot laundry bath ever!

by SharkStuffer247365 December 19, 2017


air dirty laundry

To discuss very private, personal matters, especially that which may be embarrassing, in public or with other people.

.air dirty laundry ... It always makes me uncomfortable when John starts going into all his personal problems whenever our friends get together. I just wish he wouldn't air his dirty laundry in public like that. People have an unnatural fixation on the personal lives of celebrities, but I don't see why they should be expected to air their dirty laundry in public.

by Alex0395 January 4, 2018


Brian Dirty Laundry

Some privileged tall, rich white bastard who pushed his hot blonde girlfriend off a cliff on their hiking trip and then tries to cover it up and the police refuse to do anything about it because he's a white man like them

Brian Dirty Laundry pushed went into hiding last week and hired a team of lawyers once his girlfriend's body was discovered rotting in the woods, but nobody arrested him because the police love a controlling white man like them

by D Flawless September 21, 2021

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


aggie laundry marks

The identifying markers that an aggie uses to make sure his undies are on the correct way. This is done by following the mantra that he learned at orientation, "yellow in the front, brown in the back". See also: skid marks, hershey highway

When joe bob picked up his whitey-titeys off the floor, he repeated to himself "yellow in the front, brown in the back", and succesfully used his aggie laundry marks to correctly don his drawers.

by tx_doc May 31, 2006

34๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Surprise Laundry List

(N.) A list that a woman gives you to do without notice until the minute before it has to get done. Usually gets in the way of previous plans.

Patrick: Hey man, I'm on my way to come pick you up to get some drinks.

Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.

Patrick: Damn. Women these days...

by Heroneman February 1, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž