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Pot head who smokes all the weed at the kickback and never repays you
"Did you see andi smoke all of cj's weed"?
"Yeah man that guy's a fuckin lawn mower"
A machine used by your neighbors that IS SO GODDAMN LOUD I SWEAR TO GOD IT UNLEASHES 69420 SCREAMING DEMONS FROM HELL
It also cuts grass.
Person 1: I was going to fix my sleep schedule but the person next to us is using a lawn mower.
Person 2: Yep, that's life for you.
When an unshaven females genitalia has been ejaculated upon.
"My girl has the best sloppy lawn"
An Italian lawn is a yard full of cement
Maria’s our hosing her Italian lawn down again
when someone performs the helicopter in a horizontal position using their ding dong to slap their partner in the face.
guy: after I shower im going to lawn mowed you so hard
girl: omg yes
To inform an individual behaving in a manner not pleasing to you that you with take them outside and beat the shit out of them.
“If you don’t knock it off I’m taking you to the front lawn”
“Look you!” “Front lawn”
The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.
Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...
"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."
"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."
"Lawn service?"
"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."