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Pot head who smokes all the weed at the kickback and never repays you
"Did you see andi smoke all of cj's weed"?
"Yeah man that guy's a fuckin lawn mower"
A machine used by your neighbors that IS SO GODDAMN LOUD I SWEAR TO GOD IT UNLEASHES 69420 SCREAMING DEMONS FROM HELL
It also cuts grass.
Person 1: I was going to fix my sleep schedule but the person next to us is using a lawn mower.
Person 2: Yep, that's life for you.
When pot leaves or tobacco is sprinkled in with the buds as a filler
Guy 1: what the fuck is this lawn clippings?
Guy 2: what you think ungrateful ass nigga
Term used among Motocross racers and is when you crash and you get ejected landing head first, usually jamming your neck up pretty good.
*while trying to crank dirt bike after crash*
Rider 1: You ok man ? I saw you lawn dart on tha triple
Rider 2: Yeah I'm good ,how'd it look?
Rider1: Brutal
When a woman lays on the edge of the bed and a man starts at the end of the hall, and gets a running head start, and as soon as he hits the bedroom doorway he jumps and arches his back while grabbing his ankles and sticks it in and finishes in one foul swoop. It is required to promptly roll over and smoke a cigarette.
The wife let me lawn dart her last night, I think I dislocated my hip.
1. n. A place where good food is cooked and gossip is stirred on an hourly basis thanks to staff who live at the counter on their nights off
2. n. The home of Elmira's best singing cook
3. n. Where Old people dine and whine
4. n. A red barn with a polar bear
5. A Family Owned Restaurant
1.Rene', Barb, and Cass.
2. Kelly Clarkson
3. The Nursing Home
4. Crowley farms
5. Maple Lawn
When a man ejaculates on a womans hairy vag. The result is lawn dairy.
I blew the biggest nut on this chicks hair pussy, I gave that broad some lawn dairy!!