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A leaf blower is when a man blows onto a hairy vagina and the pubes sway back and forth like leaves.
Man 1: “ I️ didn’t wanna eat my girl out last night she was so hairy so I️ gave her a quick leaf blower”
Man 2: nice going
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A hippie or vegan girl who gives head.
guy1: Hey, why are you going out with that hippie chick.
guy2: Because she's a leaf blower.
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When someone pee's on a sanitary napkin and rubs it over themselves and/or a partner.
Chevaun, feeling frisky, decided to gold leaf Patrick while he was sleeping.
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By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.
The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!
The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.
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A sticker or decal put on the back of an Apple product like a MacBook or monitor to hide the Apple so it won't look like product placement.
From "fig leaf."
That commercial has a MacBook with an Apple leaf over it. Like we won't know it's an Apple.
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