fuck lion

1. an extremely intimidating pet. 2. genitalia.

1. Survey: Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?

Marques Slocum: i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

(from an online survey)

2. Click on the link below to let potential suitors at tailgates and other football-associated activities know that you’ve got the king/queen of the jungle in your pants. (from Orson Swindle)

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feasting lion

When a bearded man eats out a girl on her period.

Laura called out "its time for the feasting lion" just as she burst into menstruation.

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Lion’s Cocking

When your beer is at the halfway point in the glass or can, and you can’t seem to drink any more. Originates from the Modelo can which pictures a lion, a lion whose cock is about at the halfway mark of the drink.

Andy has been Lion’s Cocking for like an hour now.

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BC Lions

By far the greatest CFL team ever dominating the Montreal Alouetes in the 2006 Grey Cup.

#1- yo BC and Montreal are in the grey cup this year
#2- o thats no competition BC will own
#1- ya your probly right
#3(TV)- and the BC lions take the grey cup!!!!
#2- See told you

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Lion's Instinct

A sexy yet fearful look upon a female's face when she knows what she want's. Resembles that of a Lion before it attacks a defenseless gazel.

Guy #1 "Hey bro checkout that broad in the middle row, she look like she just want's to pounce on someone"

Guy #2 "Ya man she just has that lion's instinct"

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black lions

Every thing. It is use as a response to everything when in Army Basic Training at Fort JackSon, SC.

Also the mascot of 2/28 BCT company in Fort Jackson, SC.

Drill SGT: "...Blah blah blah. Do you under stand private??"

Private: "Black lions Drill SGT!"

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candy lion

Someone who grabs little boys off of the street for sexual satisfaction.

oh man, just look at that dude over near the kindergarden. u can so tell he's a candy lion!! tru!!?

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