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The sexual act where a woman anally fists a man while he is fisting another man or woman. The group of bodies together looks like a Lobster. This is also known a 2 black eyes or the anal eclipse.
LOBSTER FIST
From a real Craigslist Post:
Lobster fantasy (anal fisting) - mw4mw - 2725 (Montreal)
We are a young cute couple and we love anal fisting. We anal fist each other all the time but we want something more.
We have this fantasy that we call "the lobster." The woman is anally fisting a man and a woman while being anally fisted by a man (or a woman). It looks like a lobster (think about it). We want to do that. Hard.
So we need a couple (man/woman or woman/woman) to help us fulfill this dream.
We are searching for anything between 25 and 50. You must be able to send us pics (body with or without your face) and you must be able to prove that the woman can handle anal fisting.
On parle aussi francais. Si vous etes un couple qui aime le fisting anal, communique avec nous. Vous allez capoter.
Location - Montreal
The holiday lobster is the decades long tradition of a family member or friend dressing as a lobster to deliver the gifts people actually need.
Omg did you see how holiday lobster gave Katie a condom with a straw in it!? You know she loves cum!
Working extra hard in order to spoil another.
Bruce worked late at the office earning the lobster for Nina.
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Tourists who frequent the Jersey Shore and on the first day of their vacation get incredibly sunburned and then for the rest of their stay share the pain of said sunburn with the locals through acting bitchy and obnoxious.
The lobster people screamed at the waitress because she didn't seat them before the other tourists.
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Another name for pubic lice or crabs.
That stupid bitch give me a nasty case of lap lobsters!!
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A scatalogical sex move wherein one partner assumes the lobster position by squatting over another's open mouth, makes claw-motions with their hands, and defecates into their partner's mouth. It is usually courteous to return the favor.
An alternate but rarely used form known as the Squat Rock Lobster exists, where the lobster-partner sticks small rocks (pebble-sized) up their anus beforehand to pelt their partner with as they shit. This satisfies both scat fetishes as well as pain/torture fetishes, and as a double bonus goes great with the B-52s' single Rock Lobster.
Mark: So, did you hook up with Jessica last night?
Kevin: Yeah man. I gave her the ol' Squat Lobster as a finisher.
Mark: Didn't...you go out for Mexican last night?
Kevin: That may be why she hasn't called back.
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great/stupid/funny ass song by the b-52's, redone by Peter Griffin on Family Guy
"...but it wasnt a rock, it was a rock lobstaaa(guitar plays)rock lobsta (guitar plays) ROCK LOBSTA!!!" peter griffin version of Rock Lobster
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