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The sensation caused by farting that forces you to stop moving or pause momentarily untill the fart passes.
"Dude I heard Ryan was in a coma,"
"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"
When someone lurched (farts) and locks the doors and windows on the car, trapping the passengers in a lurchy gas.
WTF why you lock and lurch get me outta here!
An individual who loves penis, especially in the ass. Much like a boat lock, which can hold a large amount of boats, a dick lock can hold many dicks and loves doing so.
Dont be such a dick lock
Frigg off dick lock, I'm not your type
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Standard has been: "Super stoned and not wanting to move anywhere."
Actual is, super stoned, feeling the Connection, and don't want to break it. Those that Know, Know.
Observer: "Man, Steve is stoned and just couch locked."
Steve (Thinks): I love this Connection, there is absolutely nothing that is going to keep me away from it. I don't care what they think.
Observer: "Man, that is why I like the Mental stage, because getting the Connection is boring"
Steve (Thinks): Yep, most of you do. And you are missing the best part of the stone!
God Chimes In: Steve, just sitting in the Connection is not the Goal. The message must be delivered 'It is Me!'
Steve (Thinks) What? Goes down into Mental and starts playing the mind games.
God (Thinks) - Shit! This is going to be harder than I think.
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"Cocked and locked" refers to a method of carrying a pistol, often a 1911 gov't model semiauto, with a round already in the chamber and the hammer cocked back and ready to fire. It is a term coined by police who carry 1911 pistols in this manner. Usually the holster strap is inserted between the hammer and firing pin for safety, which is snapped open when needed for a fast draw. It is actually safe to carry a 1911 model pistol in this way because of the redundant safety mechanisms such as the 1911's grip safety and thumb safety to protect against any accidental discharge until the weapon is on target and the shooter is ready to fire.
I like to carry my 1911 Colt Commander "cocked and locked" in my concealment holster when I go out. I want to be instantly ready for action if I have to draw. Having to rack your slide before firing could potentially get you killed.
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An armor perk in Halo: Reach that is used by 6 year old n00bs who took their dad's copy of the game off of the top shelf and are soon to be beat with a belt because of it. They use it during Matchmaking Games because they've pissed their pants out of fear and are too scared to mindlessly spam grenades or spray with the assault rifle.
If you use armor lock throughout an entire match and at the end the screen tells you that you won, this is most likely an error and you should not take it too seriously. Because if you used armor lock, you didn't win anything and you fucking suck.
Real Player (Only Using Sprint): *Throws A Plasma Grenade* "Good I got a kill. (assuming that the enemy will die)"
Retarded Player: *Turns On Armor Lock, Sticky Falls Off* "Too..scared.. to use..any other...shitty maneuvers."
*Everyone Else Crowds Around Retard Player, Waiting For Him/Her To Stop Being A Pussy. Whoever Survives The Massive Close-Range Firefight After Gets To Teabag The Armor Locker.*
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An submission move that forces a person to tap out. This procedure involve, firstly, smacking someone's face flat on the floor. Next, you reach for their foot(left or right), grab it, and twist the fuck out of it. This will cause a drastic pain in the ankle portion. Eventually, the person will either tap out or allow their ankle to be snap. It' America, Freedom of Choice: Tap Out or Snap. Angle Lock was a special move by Kurt Angle.
Vy tapped out due to an Angle Lock.
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