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anon logic

The poorly backed-up and supported "logic" wannabe trolls on Tumblr say.

Anonymous: no, you made fun of that person who posted that so you should die.
indiespencer: um... if everybody who has ever made fun of anybody were required to die, I think we'd have an apocalypse on our hands. Great use of anon logic.

by indiespencer July 31, 2011

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dean logic

a state of confusion resulting from being the therefore mentioned Dean. common sense and the ability to reason are askewed in a manner reflecting "the new breed of man"

Just because that girl said hi to you doesnt mean she is in love with, man you have some Dean logic; by the way, she was a sea donkey anyway.

by spank e monk e August 28, 2004

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Casino Logic

a form of reason acquired by spending far too much time at a casino. a player, typically down a considerable amount of money, will use any excuse possible to convince themself that the odds are far greater in their favor than they are. It is normally accompanied by multiple superstitions.

Guy 1: Dude did you just put all of your rent money down on black??

Guy 2: Yeah man, it's hit red 4 times in a row so I'm pretty much guaranteed to win.

Guy 1: WTF? Your casino logic is going to make us homeless.

by John Coktoastin October 17, 2009

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Fevens Logic

Thinking process of coming to the worst possible solution, tendencies to be stubborn, no matter how right you are and how wrong they are, they never admit it.

Did you hear what that guy said? He said those guy's suck at Call of Duty 4, their record is 80-5. That's Fevens Logic for you.

by Monster Joff September 9, 2009

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Logical supernaturalism

Logical supernaturalism or rational supernaturalism is a branch of supernaturalism that advocates a logical/rational approach of supernaturalism, but not as skepticals and atheists actually do. But in a way it is possible to understand supernaturalism as an extraphysical part of nature and as a thing that is partially independent of natural sciences, such as happens on extraphysical mechanics.

"I support logical supernaturalism because it makes a lot of sense for those who understand supernaturalism as an extranatural part of nature, such as happens on extraphysical mechanics."

"Logical supernaturalism might be the future of supernaturalism such as extraphysical mechanics might be the future of extraphysics."

by Full Monteirism January 5, 2021

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Lem Logic

When a friend named Lem proposes a stupid idea that gives you cancer.

You: " My hoodie shrank in the washer!"
Lem: " Then put it in the dryer."
You: " God dammit fuck you you gave me cancer with your lem logic!"

by Lynnsquad24 December 3, 2015

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Stoner Logic

-Adjective + noun:
A phrase used to describe the straightforward, simplistic and often immature reasoning that those under the influence of cannabis exhibit.

Conclusions based upon stoner logic are often non-destructively hedonistic, with the pursuit of further pleasure and happiness being the object. Contrary to the misinformation spread during modern cannabis prohibition (See, reefer madness), stoner logic tends to be manifest in a mostly harmless fashion. Those ignorant to how stoner logic works may see weed-smokers as unreasonable, but anyone who's been there before understands the desire to have fun, be happy, and feel comfortable.

Tobias: "Hmm, if peanut butter, tuna, ham, turkey, swiss cheese, ranch dressing, ketchup, and mayo all taste good on their own, they must be delicious together!"

Mike: "Watch it man, that some serious stoner logic you got going on. It'll be quicker and probably taste better if you just make a ham and swiss."

Tobias: "Haha, you're probably right, but it all looks so good!"

by The Big Zabowski October 13, 2010

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