lot lizard

A person, genrally a woman, who is "ideal" by Cody's standards.

Cody is speaking to the lot lizard at Croc Rock.

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Drawing Lots

A game similar to Russian Roulette. This game was invented by the Knights of the Round Table. One bullet is loaded into a revolver and the chamber is spun. Then the revolver is then passed around the table until the bullet is fired. The trick is: a coin is passed around also. Each person flips the coin. If the coin falls on heads, you must spin the revolver again. This apparently tested 'luck' back in the ye olde days.

Lets go drawing lots tonight at dinner.

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lot block

When you are parked in a near empty parking with no one directly infront of you, then someone pulls in that spot blocking your easy exit.

I went to the grocery store parking far away inorder get out quick right then someone pulls in, lot blocking me.

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poops-a-lot

1when you blow chunks out of your butt!!

2when you crap untill you die

dont poops-a-lot or you will be hurtin

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lot lizard

a truck stop prostitute is usually referred to as a lot lizard mainly because they are usually hanging around truck stop parking lots trading intercourse or the act of fellacio for crack. the term lizard refers to the fact that prostitutes have no souls.

billy bob: hey rusty nail who was that in your truck just now?

rusty nail: oh, just some lot lizard trading her sorry self for some crack. too bad that was just baby powder.

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a lot of movement

When a girl booty is so fat that it will wiggle when she walks and makes the boys pp hard

Dame there is a lot of movement back there when she was walking and it made my pop hard.

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Lot Lizards

The women of the place, Iowa Lot, and believe it or not, Iowa Lizard Lots, because they work there too. If they front you their services, try not to go back to the places like Iowa Lot because you don't have enough money to pay them all. I better duck. Here comes one now!

Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"

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