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A really short person, that's is hard to love. He is mexican, but looks Asian. Because he is. His real name is Luis. He says his madden account is good, but it sucks! His love is in midget people, because he is one. He also thinks that cowboys are better then the patriots when they aren't. He looks 4.6, he wears glasses and is whiter then paper. He has a small body, small nose, small eyes,small ears. His love life is nonexistent. He always gets off at the wrong bus stop and swears a lot on the phone and doesn't like being called a midget, but everyone still calls him one. HE IS A MIDGET!!!
John: Have you met little lui?
Ethan: Yeah! The midget?
John: Yeah the MIDGET!!!
Bo Lui is a tio ciu word oftenly used by Chinese Pontianak people to describe how broke they are. Bo Lui is an ordinary word, often used to describe a friend or more specifically "best broke friend"
1. Alim si bo kiu lou, ie bo lui wa
2. Paldo ei min yok chicham, ie bo lui D:
3. Wa si yok pu a bro, mi jien le bo lui, bo kiu
“Pulling a Luis” is the action of rarely showing up to band related events due to you just not wanting to go, sleep, vacation, etc. all your peers in you’re section are mad at you for rarely showing up.
Person 1:” Damnit, he isn’t here again. This is the third time this week that I’ve been the only trombone”
Person 2: “ I think he is Pulling a Luis”
Luis, the perfect boyfriend, the perfect person you’ll ever meet, the most amazing smile that can make anyone happy, the most mesmerizing eyes, someone that you can fall in love with 🥺. Someone that you’ll never get tired of, someone who will never judge you no matter what you do, someone that treats you like you’re the most important person in the world, someone that isn’t easy to find, someone who never makes you feel embarrassed, someone that’s really goofy and funny, someone that makes you smile everyday, someone who makes you feel like you actually have a purpose in living, someone that makes your day with a simple text, and someone that means everything to me and always will. Luis you’re someone that I look forward to spending the rest of my life with, someone that I can’t wait to get matching motorcycles with even though I’m kinda scared, someone that is caring, someone who is a dream bf, any girl could wish for but too bad because you’re only mine🥺❤️.
Someone that cuddles with his doggie, someone that i can’t imagine losing, someone that hugs his little bear (lil billy), someone that I love with ALL MY HEART, someone that I am so glad I met, someone that I would do ANYTHING FOR! Someone that makes you smile by just thinking of him, someone that you get butterflies from by just a simple text, someone who I wish I could give the world too, someone who’s going to be an amazing dad some day, my future husband and the dad of my kids, someone who changed for me, someone who supports me and my decisions, someone I want to lay next to and give a million kisses to, someone who keeps their promises, someone who listens to me, someone’s who willing to change for me, someone who I talk abt with my friends and my mom, someone that actually knows how to treat me, someone that’s really overprotective, someone who I can’t wait to grow old with, someone that doesn’t ask to see my body, someone that doesn’t make me uncomfortable, someone I could trust at my best and at my worst, you’re someone who I will never in my life stop loving. I love you!! Luis Rivera
The greatest of all time, he's unmatched in intellect and dominance. The true alpha and king, our true lord and savior. Many view him as the devil while others see other wise. Be wary though, he will cuck you as he's a sadist by nature. Luis A Breton is one above all and will bless you if you gain his hand in friendship. Also has monster schlong. Sinful and full of lust, a nymph.
Luis A Breton: DON"T SAY MY NAME JUAN!
*Tornado Appears*
-Juan has the party
a famous warrior ready for battle; or the union of two or more badass words, things, people, or places, that are badass on their own right, made even more badass by their union
achilles and the spear of destiny would be really luis alonzo
or
when brad pitt hooked up with angelina jolie was truelly luis alonzo
A pervert who had sex with a woman in a sewer. He just loves sex, nothing else.
Friend: Hey, did you listen to the song, Despacito by Luis Fonsi?
Me: Yes, it sucked.
Friend: :( No its awesome.
Me: *kicks friend in the stomach* FLIPPING CRAZY DUMB BLOODY PIECE OF CRAP.
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