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some fags in my art class bought that ringtone and wont shut it off
friend: hey who the hell is playing that mosquito ringer.
When someone stops sucking and you hit them harder, it's called a reverse mosquito.
Dude 1: Wow, that guy has hella bruises...
Dude 2: Yeah, his girlfriend is a dom, and she reverse mosquito'd him last night.
A mosquito with very hairy private parts wanks to pictures of mosquito boobies.
Mhm Gurl. = Mosquito Hairy Masturbation | Growing Unlimited Red Lust
A mosquito that has been pillowifed and used as decoration in "mad people"homes across the world
Your a fucking mosquito pillow 😀
A social media account that gains fame not through the use of their own creativity or wit, but by gathering substance using the content of other creators, usually smaller then their own, to gain a larger following. The intent is to seem like they have a purpose, and are not just on their bed waiting for the next installment of My Chemical Depression.
"Hey, this instagram account is so talented, look at all their art styles"
"Jaminson, They're a mosquito account, please unfollow them and not be cringe anymore"
I’m only doing mosquito dating right now. No time for penetration.
the feeling of a mosquito shooting itself up your arsehole and flying around up there a bit before fucking off.
usually lasts around 5-10 seconds and means go for a shit
guy sittin down suddenly raises arse off the chair "fuuuuuck!" "sup mate?" "mosquito feeling..."