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pigeon mouth

This is a more severe case of dry mouth. It feels like a pigeon has flown into your mouth and deposited a few feathers, giving you that extreme dry and coarse feeling.

Causes: Smoking too much weed

That blunt I just penged gave me pigeon mouth!

by moreweed January 13, 2011


rocks with mouths

From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Potatoes with mouths."

Even better than "Potatoes with mouths" because potatoes can act as a conductor of electricity -- rocks just sit there.

Those people are so stupid, they are like rocks with mouths.

by D9 GM September 1, 2010


Clean Mouth

Someone who refrains from swearing or cussing

Joe is a Clean Mouth. Be like Joe

by sheikhaladdin February 25, 2017


Mouth Paper

A napkin

I'll grab the straws and some hot sauce. These tacos are gonna be messy, so can you grab a bunch of mouth paper?

by Trova2 August 30, 2017


garbage mouth

Means the same as potty mouth, toliet tongue, sewer mouth, etc. That is to say, some assclown who cusses at inappropriate times.

Rhino clit? That's disgusting! That's horrible! You kiss your mother with that mouth, you...you eat with that mouth? Garbage mouth!!!

by Telephony February 1, 2016


cave mouth

Effectively what should be 'french kissing', only one partner declines to use any tongue. Leaving the other to find theirs inside an empty void.

The girl was damn hot but when we kissed she totally gave me 'cave mouth'.

by TheWrestle June 12, 2011


Mouth Grot

The nasty taste you get in the morning when you first wake up. Usually utterly disgusting especially if you had been drinking the previous night. Culmination of the words "Gross Rot"

I shouldn't have done all those mushrooms last night, I have the most horrible mouth grot this morning.

by Intrepid Traveler December 13, 2010