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MTV

100% reality shows

50% mainstream rap

20% green day

10% my chemical romance

0% real music

MTV airhead1:"OMFGZ, lYk, L3Tz LyK, g0 LyK WaTcH MtV!!1111111 I LyK, HuRd DaT ThAy GoTz LyK dIs n3W ReAlItY ShOw!11111111111"

MTV airhead2:"OOOH I h0p3 ThAy lYk, PlAy Gr33NdAy!!!111111 LyK OMG BiLLeH JoO iSh lYk, sOoOoOOoOooOoOoO LyK, T0tAlLy HaWtTtTttt!1111111111"

MTV airhead3:"LyK, T0tAlLy!11 H3 iZ OlMoSt Az HaWt aZ GeRaRd!111111one111"

MTV airhead4:"FiDDy CeNtz Iz Da BeStEst RaPpA dAt EvA LiVeD Y0!!1111"

by fuck green day fuck mtv December 13, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


MTV

The worst thing to happen to TV. The ONLY good thing about "MTV" was the old Headbanger's Ball hosted by the man, Riki Rachtman. Nowadays, everyone from stupid elementary kids to middle schoolers, esp. HS'ers and college kids watch this stupid channel and continue to embrace it. It chafes my balls that people love the stupid shit they spew to everyone. They don't even show music anymore, it's all really stupid shows. Teaching hot girls to be prude, to dress like little whores, who are cock-tease, stuck up bitches. Teaches people to be either: emo fags, wiggers or pretty boys.

MTV can suck my balls.

by Spartans! December 3, 2004

39๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


MTV

tolerance preaching, gay "reality" tv, and ruin of music as we kno it.. see gay

beavis and butthead would be disgusted with MTV

by tmcheat May 6, 2005

54๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


MTV

A televison channel dedicated to brainwashing America's youth.
It is supposed to be about music, yet they play reality shows like the Real World (which has nothing to do with the actual real world) and only show music videos at 5:30 in the morning. Any sensible human would not wake up that early to watch some retarded rapper talk about his "bling bling" and such. If you want to become an extramely dense retard and think that beauty is the only thing that matters, keep watching MTV. If not, block that channel.

Hey, I saw that girl doing the nasty in the shower with some random guy on MTV last night!

by Chumley the Psycho Kitty August 18, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


MTV

Mindless Teenage Visuals

32 year old: "oh, you're watching Mtv? what kind of music videos are they playing now?"

12 year old: "i'm watching Jersey Shore. How'd you get music videos from Mtv?"

32 year old: "....there's something wrong here..."

by $!ng3 June 22, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


MTV

THE GAYEST SHOW ON EARTH! THEY BRAIN WASH LITTLE KIDS INTO THINKING THAT "ITS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY AND THE WAY YOU LOOK"

MTV- "Its all about the money and the way you look" "look at my crib its better than yours"

by ***emo__queen*** July 17, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


MTV

MTV is a channel created in 1981 with the intent of "creating a generation" accordng to the producers. they did just that, a drug adddicted, lazy generation with no direction who all want to have sex with eachother and spread STDs'while they snort some more coke. "VH-1" was created in 1985, you now know it as "VH1" (no hifen thingy). MTV is overley dramattic and for people who are still vergins jacking off to beonse' videos. theres to much about black people, real black people dont act like that i know many of them and this is from a white boy in the "westside". it gives people a false reality and i really dont want to watch homosexuals, gays, quere, faggggs! or whatever you want to call them... make out on national television!!! turn your channel over to VH1 or atleast CMT for the cowboys.... save a horse ride a cowboy ;)!

my old girl friend used to force me to watch MTV on the phone with her for hours on end. i broke up with her, blocked MTV and only watch VH1 now

by andrew sunkthepunk July 9, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž