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Thought management is consciously realizing and choosing your thoughts.
Unconscious thought Boo hoo, I have no control over my mind.
Thought Yes, you have them.
Mediation Your really good at letting thought fall into the background.
Disagreements Your thoughts don't match my thoughts and you need to change my thoughts(cause i can't) so I can agree with you.
Victimism I consistently have no thought management what-so-ever but everyone else does they control my life, my pain and sorrow.
Okay, so your pushing some coke. On the one hand you are giving people drugs that are potentially very damaging to their lives, loved one's and subconscious. You could choose to think that you are a horrible person and are a bottom of the barrel criminal. OR. You could choose that you are providing a service and people would get their drugs somewhere else and you provide a high quality. Choosing thoughts is thought management.
The management of projects. Typically, this is all about figuring out what's needed, working out how to satisfy that need, costing it out, doing the job and delivering the product/service or whatever.
Some say it's science, some say an art. Whatever. It keeps a lot of pencil-necks in jobs and forms the bedrock of capitalist growth through cost, time and quality controlled efforts.
If you want an example of good project management, take 5 to figure out how they built a pyramid in ancient Egypt.
Getting a shag out of Estelle requires more project management than I can conjure up. You'd need a Harvard MBA to figure out a route into her box.
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Management by crisis is a phrase used to describe the common problem of allowing unexpected events, interruptions, problems, or emergencies to dictate your priorities and actions.
Successfully diffusing a crisis requires an understanding of how to handle a crisis – before it occurs.
To eliminate the worst practice of management by crisis you need to take two important steps. First, you must distinguish between a real crisis, which is something important that requires your immediate attention, and other lesser problems, events, or interruptions that do not qualify as a true crisis. Hence the word Crisis Management.
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a person who helps talented people (singers, actors etc.) sign contracts and have performances
I love to sing and thanx to my talent manager I got to perform on stage for the first time.
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1. A pre-pubescent dick who thinks he's working for the UN, but who in actual fact sits in a two-bit 4 desk office, one step up from licking stamps. Commonly known for being a neurotic narcissist.
2. Someone who aspires to be a dictator but is too incompetent, so he just takes his sexual inadequacies out on those around him.
New employee: Who's that total asshole who comes into work two hours before everyone else and spends the whole day talking about himself?
Old employee: Oh, that's your Line Manager.
New Employee: Fuck me, I'm outta here.
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The guy in charge of all the fluffing (sucking a male talent in preparation for an adult film scene). It is the fluff manager's responsibility to make sure that there are enough fluffers for one film shoot and/or multiple film shoots. The fluff manager may ask the fluffers to fluff himself, making him a bad fluff manager or BFM. It is rumored that Kenny G. used to be a fluff manager but this is a common mistake. Sucking on the end of a cock-shaped brass tube doesn't make you a fluff anything, it just makes you look gay unless you are the sax player from The Lost Boys.
When the fluffers didn't show up for the film shoot, the fluff manager had to suck all the male talent to keep them hard. When the tardy fluffers showed up at the end of the scene and were scolded by a very tired mouth.
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When you fuck a bitch next to a dumpster and then tip her in when you're finished with her.
Man 1: So did you ever hook up with that dirty street bag you met last weekend?
Man 2: Yeah, I took care of some waste management last night.
Woman 1: How was your date with that hot guy you met last wee-...damn, what's that stench? And why do you have egg noodles and used tampons in your hair?!
Woman 2: Well, we had some drinks and then he fucked me in the alley and threw me in the dumpster - fucking douche! He said his "needs were satisfied!"
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