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when you get excited about something but it turns out to be a massive let down.
waiting ages for a tv episode to air only to find its poo or filler material.
'disappointing mango'
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When a male inserts his genitalia in between a girls thighs. The girl must be fairly heavy-set. Instead of lube, a mango is cut in half and rubbed on the inner thighs. When the male is ready to orgasm, he ejaculates into the mango. The girl then proceeds to eat the mango.
Sam: Dude last night, I had the gnarliest slippery mango ever.
Rich: Dude that was my mom!!!
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The act of slaying a girl in the ass with you dick.
"Dude I pushed the shit outa kellys mango!LITERTALLY!"
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A way to refer to sexual intercourse with a young Asian lady.
This girl offered me some red mango after class today so we hurried to her dorm room.
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The furry nasty middle bit of a mango which is definitely not a seed.
"Man I wish the shop still had boneless mangoes. Mango bones are disgusting."
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Where your brain is so dumb it is mushy and smooth like a mango. (similar to Smooth Brain)
"This guy couldn't name any country."
"It's because he has mango brain."
when friends living in the tropics flex by casually eating fresh tropical fruits that are egregiously priced in the west (such as high quality mangoes) while videoconferencing and visibly expressing the satisfaction and joy, sometimes even talking about the quality and varietals of the fruit
friend 1: sends a photo of two mason jar full of mango juice, fresh green coconut, tagged "breakfast in bed"
friend 2: there you go again. back with your mango flex, huh?
friend 3: hmm. maybe we should terminate friend 1?