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A marty party is a party with THE Martin “Marty” Morrissey. Marty Morrissey is a national treasure in Ireland know for his exceptional commentary skills for RTE. He is a loveable personality with outstanding dance skills as seen on ‘Dancing With the Stars’. He is quick on his feet both dancing and on the pitch with rumours that he can outrun Usain Bolt to score a cheeky point from corner back. Legend has it he turned down a role in Baywatch. First year girls take their fake tan inspiration for wrights from Marty’s impeccably tanned forehead. Take notes he uses Cocoa Brown Extra Dark.
‘I love watching the gaelic games’
‘You only love watching Marty “Party” Morrissey”
“True”
Instead of free throws, when opposing basketball players foul they must enter a ring and get three slaps or receive three slaps
The Blazers could have really benefited from Three Punch Marty against Stef last night
A rich Wall Street elitist running as AOC's primary challenger. Probably the type of guy to browse Reddit all day and smugly tell people : "You don't even know basic economics bro!!! How are you going to pay for it?!!!".
Marty Dolan is just a rich Wall Street dude who doesn't get it; vote for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on June 25th to support real progressive change!
"15 months... 15 months or I walk."
Marty Banks: "Can you welcome me to the Jungle"
X (Jean Paul): "Shut up Marty"
Rap legend and fashion icon.. known for his size of penis
Woah! That man has the Marty McDingo look going .
the greatest corner to ever touch a field. also will fuck your bitch