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A dictionary for stupid people. If someone is a dick they may use a mat-tionary to look up the meaning of a word. This is also a very useful anti-sawyeristic device.
"Hey Dick, pass me the mat-tionary"
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ungangly, unkept pussy hair which is shocking at first sight. Usually sighted on beaches and pools creeping out from the sides of swimwear.
That bitch's welcome mat was so big when I pulled off her panties a pterodactyl flew out!!
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A tattoo just above the pubic region and below the belly button. This may also be known as a reverse tramp stamp.
When she took her pants off I saw her welcome mat
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1. A craddle robbing hoe
2. usually has a big gap
3. doesn't brush teeth
4. sceenie weenie
5. ugly
"Ew dude, did you go out with a Mat Morbid chick?!"
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It's what you put out by your door when you don't want any company. You take the welcome mat indoors.
I was feeling like shit so I put the un~welcome mat out & brought the regular welcome mat indoors.
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When midgets with dreadlocks lay face down on the ground. Commonly found in all the hottest New York clubs.
Man, did you see all the human bath mats in the party room?
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The act of two females performing oral sex on a man, one on each side of the penis resulting in them kissing while sucking. Aka "Heaven"
Dude, last night, these two girls gave me the Wisconsin Welcome Mat.
No waaaaaay!!!
Yes way! It was like an oral hot dog.