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A creature of female gender that inhabits various chatrooms causing drama and minor disruptions. This beast also claims that it can teleport (ie; traveling in mere seconds from locations that physically thousands of miles apart) and often claims to be married even though it sends out flabby tit pics to any male who has the misfortune of being in the same chat room as the guntius maximus. This animal can be identified by the greasy hair upon it's brainless skull and by the Elvis-like sideburns it's sports. The guntius maximus often has it's enormous belly mistaken for a large tire. The guntius maximus also is known for it's deceptive practices such as sending fake photos to unsuspecting males (usually without even being asked for) and stalking men who question the validity of their outlandish claims. For the male version of this beast please refer to the term 'duckmeat' in urbandictionary.com
The guntius maximus entered the chat room screaming various obscenities and sending pics of her greasy ass to every male in the chat. When asked as to why her hair was so damn greasy the guntius maximus bacame enraged evern further and slammed her fat fist into the monitor.
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huge scrotum. Over Full Scrote
my nutz R Huge. Big Ballz. Ginormus gonadz.
My nuts are scrotimus maximus!!
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noun; a woman with a vagina of supreme tightness.
Dude, Kara's a kegal maximus. You gotta hit that.
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A term drawing insipration from the Harry Potter series which means a person with a very high stupid quotient. A person who takes stupidity to a whole new level.
Teacher: There are 5 birds sitting on a tree branch. I fire my gun and one bird dies. How many birds are left on the tree branch?
Stacy: 4
Teacher: None. They are disrurbed and scared by the gunshot and fly away.
" Stacy is stupidus maximus, like duh"
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being the biggest asscrack ever seen
that motherfuckin idiot is an asscrack"
"no he is an asscrackious maximus"
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1. The "private area" of a female; specifically the area starting with the VULVA and ending with the uterus.
2. A wimpy individual.
Kiko: Imus in the morning? More like Vaginus-MaxIMUS in the morning! Ha ha ha!
Dani: ...
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1- The lqtmus maximus is the major
muscle in the hahass that causes you to
lqtm, or laugh quietly to yourself. When
hyperextended it causes roflseizures. If
the muscle is torn, it causes you to lmao!
Patient- "I've been having some serious pain in my lqtmus maximus, doc."
Doctor- "Ah, it's because you ripped it snowboarding. Have you had any other symptoms?"
Patient- "Yes it caused me to laugh my ass off while watching Survivor."
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