The CEO of faking illnesses to get out of school
Teacher, can I sit right there?
This bitch behind me is cutting my hair
"Melanie Martinez, just sit your ass down at the chalkboard, stare at it"
I faked up a seizure and left then and there
Meanwhile at the Nurse's Office
Take me home, home, home
Give me that pink slip of permission
This is old, old, old
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
"Fine. Come back in around 2 days"
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Beautiful person who dyed their hair split because of a disney villain and just made their new movie k-12 on september 4th 2019 shes been working on it since 2016 after her crybaby album and she just released her new song copycat ft Terra whack
Hey do you know who melanie martinez is? No..
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An absolute goddess, king, talented, amazing.
Oh you have so much Melanie Martinez merch!
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superteef, trut, kutwijf, grafkut, dikke trut
Wil Melanie Brinkhaltes even naar de servicebalie komen a.u.b.
Lieve werknemers, als nieuwe directeur van ons bedrijf presenteer ik u, Melanie Brinkhaltes.
Just going to use my information huh?
Hym "How do you sleep at night? Seriously. Is that what this is? He gets a free movie out of it, you get a free book, maybe they can make a documentary about me. Build a house out of a dead God's corpse and all that. Line your pockets. You gonna add an orange sticker to my driver's license too? Gotta use up the whole animal. Well, no, that might be giving me too much respect. You're more likely to just leave me at the bottom of the lake. I hate to bring up Melanie again but what the actual fuck is that? Is that what you do in your Patreon videos? Bastards. Stringing me along? For what?"
An American songwriter and singer who was for a time accused of sexual assault and rape by Timothy Heller , until proven innocent.
“I feel bad for Melanie Martinez, I mean, Timothy Heller’s story doesn’t even match up, and Melanie was proven innocent but people still don’t believe her”
“Yah I don’t know why, she has an alibi”
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