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An awful person with anger issues. Very petty, insecure, and self-loathing. Is nice to your face, but very toxic and back-stabbing. Abuses their kids and neglects them to sell drugs. Don't be a Melissa.
Why did you just hit your child all because they were talking to someone you don't like? Stop being a Melissa!
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Melissa is a name for the worst kind of people, awful inside and out. Do NOT trust a Melissa. Usually, slutty-backstabbers with no compassion. Immature people with no sense of humor.
She broke my heart and laughed, probably because she is named Melissa.
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The palest girl around town who falls for the type of guy who lingers around the gay bar and chats it up the nocturnal citizens of the under world. A Melissa will usually sound exactly like kermit the frog.
Brad: hey marven, whos that that chick whose whiter than sour cream? I'd like to put gas into that car if you catch my drift!
Marven: Thats Melissa, i tried to watch "Everybody loves Raymond" but i couldn't tell who was talking.
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Fat ass and usually pretty dumb
Don't expect a Melissa to wear cute tiny clothes or write you a paper!!!
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awkward prude who pushes the couches together but still has lesbo dreams.
That Melissa acts like a prude but... the couches the couches.
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