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Melon Plucker

a black person, also see coon

black man: you damn cracker always gettin up in ma grill

White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker

by skello_nig July 25, 2010

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melon off

Traditional male game often played at partys or gatherings. Requires: male players, erections, melons

Males make sizeable incision into centre of melon. Players then muster up, by whatever means possible, a stiff erection. Melons are then placed on top of stiify. The winner of the game is last man standing with a melon still penetrated.

Dave won the melon off last night. What a hoor a pissy boner he had.

by thebigheed May 25, 2007

30๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Melon Head

Someone with a head proportionately larger than their body, usually quite noticable.

Even at great distances,due to freak circumstances at birth,champion Gazelle Boxer Chris Butterworth of Pudsey near Leeds could easily be defined as a Melon Head. Amazingley, he has led an almost normal life so far.

by Molech March 30, 2013

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


melon lips

An African American slang term that describes their Gigantic lips

"Ma nigga you got some big o melon lips!"

by Context March 19, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


melon patch

Vagina and the area serrounding it.

Any man is entitled to have his melon patch protected from the wild bucks of the woods.

by Colin D September 13, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


water melon

The passion of a punk rock australian rice farmer and his friends- could be boobs could not

The australian rice farmer likes water melons

by 5sosiguess January 16, 2014

241๐Ÿ‘ 253๐Ÿ‘Ž


melon love

A phrase said in a playful tone when telling someone they mean a lot to you and they rock. It is not a substitute for 'I love you'.

Ohmygod, Emily! Melon love!

by Debio January 23, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž