diamond merchant

A person whose profession is buying and selling diamonds for profit; dealer; trader.
One who trades in diamonds and possesses expertise in the area of diamonds and the practices of trading in them.

Being an expert in diamonds, Steve the diamond merchant in Scottsdale would be helpful in buying a certified diamond that is of correct value.

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Turd Merchant

A homosexual; a gentleman who deals with the turd of another gentleman in a poking fashion.

There's Philip Moody, he's a right turd merchant!

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Dirt Merchant

One who sells dirt

Those nubs from newtown are all a bunch of dirt merchants!

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con merchant

A particularly nasty individual or group/company who/which attempts to get one over on you or dupe you.

Private insurance companies are freaking con merchants. They charge you through the nose just for having a nose!

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dirt merchant

Term is gender neutral. Can be used for both men and women but, the definition is slightly reversed yet still derogotory.
Female: A dirty ho that'd fuck anybody.
Male: A dirty fuck that'd ho anybody.
One could even refer to a dog as a Dirt Merchant for all the asses it sniffs.

The usual
"she'd spread em for anyone, what a dirt merchant"
Or the obscure
"that fucking dirt merchant took the extra money I left for a tip and put it towards his half of the bar tab, just so he could stiff our hot blonde waitress"

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silk merchant

A man who possesses extraordinary abilities to craft genius from the empty set.

"Hey Hamza did you see the game last night?"

"Yeah, Blackburn are a team of silk merchants"

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Dirt merchant

kind of like peice of shit

Brandon your such a Dirt merchant

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