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Hot mess

A girl who manages to look stunning when other girls would look badly dressed, messy, dirty etc.

She may have been covered in oil from fixing her car, but damn, that girl was a hot mess.

by hayles_89 February 26, 2009

45๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


wandering mess

a chick wandering around a theme park, totally drugged up and looking like an absolute mess.

that chick's an absolute wandering mess.

by shark devine January 17, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


asshole mess

used to describe a mess that offends all of the senses.

Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess of the place when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.

by Dr. Zoni May 29, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Mess

That girl that never has her keys, wallet, or phone. But, somehow has her life in order. It doesn't work out for anyone else, but she pulls it off looking sexy as hell.

Did you see that girl in Biology today?

The one with the latte and shit falling out of her backpack?
Yeah. How does she get such good grades. She is the biggest hot mess I know.

by hotmess101 September 22, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Mess

adj., Foustian in origin. Used to describe things that are extreme. Must be used in context for the listener to understand whether it is positive or negative. In the negative sense, it takes on a tone of high sarcasm.

Positive: "Were you at the Madonna concert last night? It was a hot mess."

Negative: "Ew, do you see what she's wearing? It's a hot mess."

by JFlash June 20, 2006

53๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Mess

A delicious sandwich consisting of an unexpected combination of pimento cheese, monteray jack, banana peppers, chorizo, fried egg and sriracha mayo on white bread served by Calgary Food Truck "Cheezy Bizness"

Person A: Look at Lindsay Lohan deep throat that grilled cheese sandwich

Person B: That's a Hot Mess enjoying a Hot Mess.

by Cheezy Customer August 10, 2012

25๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Soggy Mess

1. Vagina (derogatory)

2. A messy sexual accident, such as becoming 'over-excited'.

3. The aftermath. (S'allamsayin')

NB not to be confused with Soggy Sesh, which is either the appreciation of a Soggy Mess or the act of making a Soggy Mess.

1. Oh, it's a bit of a Soggy Mess./ Her vagina is such a Soggy Mess.

2. Don't make a Soggy Mess./ Oh shite, I made a Soggy Mess.

3. We left such a Soggy Mess in the backseat of her car.

by Anti-vagina activist. April 25, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž